Commentary on the state of modern Britain, plus the occasional gem about what I would do to fix it
It's a British tradition to apologize when what you mean is F off. The one I like is; 'I'm terribly sorry I have to run now, I'd love to hear you out but matters of importance await.' Think Holmes did it to Moriarty first.
True - my favourite one is to apologise when someone treads on your foot.
Keep it clean.....