Paedophile - "Coupla 13 year old slags moved in dahn the road, showin' their ankles, innit."
Imam - "Well you know what the Koran says, Mo. You can do what you want wiv 'em. 'Ere, there goes a ginger..."
Gaybashir - "Stone me! Let's get 'im, lads. Do they fink this is the decadent West or summit?"
Taxirapist - Yer. Like that white woman I groped in the cab larst night. Only called me an effin' pervert, didn't she?"
Alcoholfreepubowner - "Sounds like anuvver racist to report to Old Bill."
Al-pig - "Don't worry lads, 'ome secretary's gunner send 'em all back to Anglo-Saxon Land in Germany."
FGM victim - "And good bleedin' riddance too!"