"Plans to tackle 'extremism' among toddlers are to be announced by the government in new rules for nursery education. Nurseries will be stripped of funding if they 'promote extremist views" to children as young as two, under proposals to be announced by the new education secretary Nicky Morgan. 'There can be no place for extremist views anywhere in the education system,' she will say. 'The changes we are making today will ensure that all early years providers and schools are aligned with the need to protect children from views that are considered extreme.'"
"Views that are considered extreme"? Might these views be related to Jew-baiting and woman-bashing? Er, anyway, on with the "fundamental British values" programme. Forget the red herrings about "sharing" and "taking turns" -
And if you are so extreme as to ask to sit next to an English speaking pupil then you may be arrested. Worried that Mum and Dad might be having a reactionary influence on you? Rat on them to your "named person" - or state spy - a scheme that started in Scotland, and which will spread to the rest of the country soon. White children and their parents - and traditionalist teachers opposed to our new, Rocky Horror style "fundamental British values" - must learn to be politically correct, or they will suffer the consequences.