Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Poser of the year

Last year I posted a send-up of the pretentious rubbish Turner Prize award - and someone took it seriously....

"A gay art student has sparked outrage over plans to lose his virginity in front of a crowd of 100 people - in the name of art. Clayton Pettet, 19, said he will have gay sex for the first time in a gallery for a project entitled 'Art School Stole My Virginity'. He said his 'performance art project' - followed by a question and answer session - will challenge the idea of sexuality. He is planning for his first full sexual encounter is set to take place before an audience of between 50 and 100 in a space in Hackney, London. Clayton and his partner will have protected sex and then ask the audience what they thought of the performance."

Thanks to Tim Worstall for the link to this Mail article, which fails to mention that Mr Pettet will be in breach of the obscenity laws, the enforcement of which only the local sharia police seem to be bothered about these days. Somewhat predictably the Guardian doesn't either, but it does cite with approval a Russian woman who once stuffed an entire chicken into her vagina.

3 comments:

  1. I suppose that it is some sort of blessing that at least they are going to have protected sex. Despite the spectre of AIDs there are still too many gay men having unprotected sex.

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    1. In the Tate, where you'll win a Turner prize.

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