Saturday, 28 September 2013
Climate prediction change
The science is now settled - 150% of the world's scientists are now tremendously sure, rather than sort of sure (to use expressions borrowed from probability theory) that the Dutch will soon be snorkelling to work in the tulip fields because their country will be flooded tomorrow. Er....the truth about Godfrey Bloom is that he wants Bongo-Bongo Land to suffer a carbon driven killer heatwave that will force the inhabitants to emigrate in search of social security, so that UKIP will be able to whip up even more ethnic hatred in future - and if the Dutch swim over too then Farage plans to riddle them with bullets as they land because he hates Europeans. Fight the cuts.
Dave Spart is General Secretary of the Amalgamated Union of Sixth-Form Operatives and Wind Farm Owners.