"People with red hair in Scotland are being encouraged to show off their true colours in a Ginger Pride march through Edinburgh today. The militant redheads say they face prejudice and cruel taunts and it is now time to 'show they are pale, ginger and proud'...[a spokesman said] 'Even though it isn't a real word, gingerism exists. And bullying exists, you can't deny there are kids that are being subjected to taunts in school just for having red hair'."
All with the encouragement of the establishment, who like to distract our attention from the real problems.
In future you might be sued for calling someone with thinning hair "baldy". How about teenaged girls who call their skinny classmates "pimples"? Imagine the repercussions when short people are called "shrimps". In fact there's only one limit to the number of physical characteristics that we can complain we are being victimised for.
And that's the number of compo lawyers