Tuesday, 14 May 2013

You must need your head examined

A drug to cure climate change scepticism is being trialled at the BBC, although contrary to guidelines from Big Pharma, the corporation's environment correspondents are said to be taking overdoses. This has resulted in hallucinations of boiling oceans and shale gas explosions. The European Medicines Agency will be making the drug compulsory in schools.

Europhilia injections will become compulsory when Britain joins the eurozone. As with Greece, these will be financed by a small charge on bank deposits. Cultural enrichment shock therapy will be dispensed upon Romanian accession by mobile teams of gypsies, with payment by stolen cashpoint card. Make sure the small bank charge has not drained your account.

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