Thursday, 23 October 2014

A more realistic script for EastEnders

Paedophile - "Coupla 13 year old slags moved in dahn the road, showin' their ankles, innit."
Imam - "Well you know what the Koran says, Mo. You can do what you want wiv 'em. 'Ere, there goes a ginger..."
Gaybashir - "Stone me! Let's get 'im, lads. Do they fink this is the decadent West or summit?"
Taxirapist - Yer. Like that white woman I groped in the cab larst night. Only called me an effin' pervert, didn't she?"
Alcoholfreepubowner - "Sounds like anuvver racist to report to Old Bill."
Al-pig - "Don't worry lads, 'ome secretary's gunner send 'em all back to Anglo-Saxon Land in Germany."
FGM victim - "And good bleedin' riddance too!"

Sunday, 19 October 2014

Glastonbury bans sale of Red Indian headgear

I know, it's not even June yet, but already all 150,000 tickets have been sold - and already organisers of next year's Glastonbury Festival have decreed that no-one will be allowed to sell Native American headwear.

This follows an online petition to ban such sales at the festival, signed by a massive 65 people, few of whom may actually attend, but all of whom are clearly left-wing control freaks. Like the petition organiser, the American-sounding (and therefore riddled with guilt about the nineteenth-century ethnic cleansing of American natives?) Daniel W Round -

"Daniel W Round launched a campaign to ban the popular festival accessory on Change.org, arguing that wearing them is 'offensive and disrespectful'.....Mr Round said the headdress had become 'increasingly prevalent' over the past few years at Glastonbury and other music festivals, which was a 'concerning trend'."

Continuing the politically-correct tradition of feeling offended on behalf of minorities, Daniel W polled not Red Indians, but the kind of Guardian-reading white folk who frequent Change.org instead. He rants on, like fabled polytechnic lecturer Dave Spart -

"There has long been consensus among indigenous civil rights activists in North America about the wearing of headdresses by non-Natives – that it is an offensive and disrespectful form of cultural appropriation, that it homogenises diverse indigenous peoples, and that it perpetuates damaging, archaic and racist stereotypes."

And fearful organisers took note of the 65 signatories. Such is the power of the middle-class left - they can threaten so much bad publicity for businesses which don't comply with their wishes that they usually get their way in the end. It doesn't take many, does it?

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

Judge sentences toddler to death

Just came across this shocking article in the Express. In modern Britain wicked murderers have the right to life and can't be executed - but innocent children can. And the parents have no say in the matter, as in this case -

"Welcome to a country where a judge can loftily decree that the unnamed child should die in an unknown hospital and we are to be told nothing. What is even more chilling is that the judge accepts the 17-month-old boy’s demise has in part been brought about by the incompetence of staff at the hospital. However, the fatally incompetent staff, who are pushing to have the toddler’s life support switched off, enjoy a rigid cloak of secrecy....as a mother sobs and intones prayers in a courtroom, the state, in the form of a High Court judge, can overrule a child’s parents and decree what is in its best interests"

NHS staff often murder people in their own "best interests" - the Liverpool Care Pathway being a notorious case in point. Under this scheme the elderly and people with learning difficulties are butchered to free up bedspace.

This particular case echoes that of the boy who would have suffered extensive brain damage if an NHS hospital had succeeded in "treating" him for cancer. The parents fled abroad with him, with police in hot pursuit. Although briefly arrested, they did manage to get their son treated in a foreign clinic, and he is now on the mend.

Friday, 10 October 2014

Put cows in nappies, says EU

Following the passing of a European Union directive. any farmer with land that slopes steeper than 15% - say, in the Lake District or in the Scottish Highlands - will have to put his cows in nappies. From Richard Littlejohn -

"Johann Huber, a Bavarian cattle farmer, has started putting nappies on his herd to avoid falling, er, foul of an EU fertiliser directive. It might seem like an absurd protest against another ridiculous piece of Brussels bureaucratic interference, but.....the Bavarian dairy industry is convinced that there is no other way to comply with the latest environmental laws. New EU legislation forbids ‘land application of fertilisers to steeply sloping ground to avoid leaching of nitrates and water pollution’.As the ban on ‘fertilisers’ also includes cow-pats, farmers feel they have no alternative but to prevent what cows do naturally from coming into contact with the soil. The directive applies to all land with a gradient of more than 15%."

We knew the EU had it in for cows - blaming them for non-existent global warming - but this latest flatulent outburst from Brussels (geddit?) provides even more proof that we should leave now, before we do ourselves a mischief. Which would incur savage penalties if we're hiking up Snowdon at the time - unless we're wearing nappies.

Monday, 6 October 2014

Police spied on newspaper to protect Chris Huhne....

...after journalists found that he had lied to police about a speeding offence to avoid loss of his driving license -

"Police used anti-terrorism powers to secretly spy on The Mail on Sunday after shamed Cabinet Minister Chris Huhne falsely accused journalists of conspiring to bring him down. Detectives...used far-reaching powers under the controversial Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act...to hack MoS phone records and identify the source....his name – along with details of telephone calls and emails between him and MoS News Editor David Dillon – were passed by prosecutors to Chris Huhne’s defence lawyers."

So not only did police abuse an anti-terrorism law, but they also helped Huhne's lawyer to defend him in court. He lost the case and was sent to prison for four months, for perverting the course of justice. As was his wife - she had lied that she was driving the car at the time her husband broke the speed limit.

....then friendly judges let him out of prison early

Mind you, after appealing his sentence Huhne was let out after only four weeks, as was his wife. How nice it must be to have friends in both the police and the judiciary - his lawyer was a part-time judge until her role in this affair was rumbled, but she can still pull strings among her old colleagues when it comes to appealing a sentence.

October 13 - Extra - Plod hacked phone records of journalist looking into attempts to frame yet another white bloke for hysteric sex abuse to take our minds off moslem grooming. Well, that's how it scans...

Friday, 3 October 2014

Labour admits UKIP threat

The Fabian Society, an intrinsic part of the Labour Party, admits that UKIP doesn't just take votes away from the Tories. Indeed, the "kippers" could even lose Labour the general election victory next year that many party insiders are taking for granted. Here are some extracts from the Society's website -

"Labour seats under direct UKIP threat: Great Grimsby, Dudley North, Plymouth Moor View, Rother Valley, Rotherham.....Sixteen critical and very serious indirect threat seats which Labour might lose to Conservatives as a result of UKIP-Labour considerers: Southampton Itchen, Great Grimsby, Walsall North, Plymouth Moor View, Telford, Dudley North, Halifax, Wolverhampton NE, Birmingham Edgbaston, Blackpool South, Walsall South, Leicester West, Nottingham South, Southampton Test, Birmingham Northfield, and Wakefield.....Four critical and very serious indirect threat Labour target seats which it could fail to win as a result of UKIP-Labour considerers: Plymouth Sutton & Devonport, Carlisle, Lincoln and Ipswich."

And how do the Fabians propose countering the UKIP threat? Derisory measures, which have been and have failed, are illegal under European law, or which would cost more to working class taxpayers -

"Labour should stress a combination of cost of living issues (energy price freeze, increasing the minimum wage, capping rent increases) with policies that speak to UKIP considerers core anxieties (such as the introduction by some Labour councils of residency requirements for council house waiting lists and curbs on welfare payments to families who live overseas). Beyond this, Labour should consider promoting more contribution in welfare, ring fence a large number of its proposed 200,000 new homes for local people and switch from EU free movement of labour, to fair movement of labour....."

- and propaganda exercises carried out by local party branches, which will probably elicit caustic comments from what the Fabians call "considerers" - ie people thinking of switching support from Labour to UKIP -

"Labour should shift its campaigners efforts to community campaigning on local issues like pay day loan and betting shops, litter picks and night safety campaigns that reconnect Labour with the local community...."

Nowhere do the Fabians suggest ending mass immigration, kicking asylum seekers off the housing queue, restricting British jobs to British workers, cracking down on moslem paedophiles, or restoring law and order. They can offer nothing to stop the haemorrhaging of votes from Labour to the United Kingdom Independence Party.


Thursday, 2 October 2014

Trannie wants to change gender on the NHS....again

Last year I mocked expense-fiddling former MEP Nikki Sinclaire's metamorphosis from homosexual man to heterosexual woman. And then to lesbian, in an attempt to sell his book. Here's another case -

"A transsexual who began life as a man, then had a £10,000 operation to become a woman, has now demanded the British taxpayer stump up for yet another operation to become a man again.....the operation is likely to cost the National Health Service £14,000, as it is a far more complicated procedure for a variety of reasons....[he said] 'I have always longed to be a woman, but no amount of surgery can give me an actual female body and I feel like I am living a lie. It is exhausting putting on make-up and wearing heels all the time. Even then I don't feel I look like a proper woman. I suffered from depression and anxiety as a result of the hormones too. I have realised it would be easier to stop fighting the way I look naturally and accept that I was born a man physically.'"


Now let's get one thing straight. You cannot change genders, because men and women are so different - even our cell and brain structures are different, as are our feelings and patterns of thinking. All you can do is live a lie by taking hormone injections for the rest of your life, plus having your organs turned inside out, resulting in impaired levels of pleasure. So if you've always felt that you were meant to be a member of the opposite sex, then blame your parents for messing you up and get psychotherapy - which like fake gender reassignment, is also available on the NHS.

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

Cameron says "Off you go, then!" to UKIP sympathisers

What with Dave calling the latest MP to defect to UKIP "fat arse", Boris hinting that UKIP supporters (many of them ex-Tories) have sex with vacuum cleaners, and Tory conference speakers hotly urging their entire eurosceptic wing to join UKIP, I was reminded of Michael Palin, playing a mad sergeant-major in this Python sketch, telling soldiers that if they had something better to do than marching up and down the square, then they had better go and do it.....



Extra shot in foot - a former Tory donor has increased his UKIP donation from £100,000 to £1,000,000 after William Hague called him a "nobody".